I am surrounded by CheeHongzzzzz

What a year 2005...

I finally found out that most, if not all, of my friends are cheehongz... For those who dunno what cheehong means, its the equivalent of 有异性，没人性。 or 重色轻友。Or the more vulgar one, 为'鸡'忘国，为日本打中国。(In hokkien it means you will forget your country for the pussy. And to attack China on behalf of Japan.)
Not that I dunno they are these Cheehong lah.. But now it really cuts the cake....

Here are some of the examples of what these people did...
1) Accused: Ivan Tan aka Fei Zaiz...

Description of Crime:
Time->12am.
[Jfk]: Harlow. WTF?!
[FZ]: HARLOW BRO... hoh seh boh......
[Jfk]: Wat u want...
[FZ]: Nothing lah.. just see u free want to come out lim kopi or not leh...
[Jfk]: Cannot be lah... U boh tai boh ji wont jio me out for a drink wan leh.. must have some motives wan...
[FZ]: Really dont have lah.... Now i driving along ECP nothing to do so call u tok cock lor...
[Jfk]: Surre or not....
[FZ]: Really..... By the way ah, this 'Mun Mun' is who ah? Chio or not?
(FYI, this FZ just got to know 'Mun Mun' thru MSN... He havent even met her before, and only saw her thru the display photo only...)
[Jfk]: KNN! i knew it lor... u really 无事不登三宝殿。U really #@%$%*^@#$ leh!!!
[FZ]: Ha ha ha... no lah.. just fren only wat... So how? zhapz or not??
[Jfk]: Wah kaoz.... better than your ex lah...
[FZ]: Really or not?! hey hey!!! mai tu liaoz!!! By the day, I have already gotten her phone number and now is already SMSing with her leh... hehehe...
[Jfk]: ........

Verdict: 3rd Degree Chee Hong... GUILTY!

2) Accused: Mazli aka Guniang aka LP3 aka CPL...

Description of Crime:
Under normal circumstances, while playing mahjong...
Time->12-4am. (SMS Ringtone)
[Jfk]: Oei.. wat time liaoz.. still SMS
[BG]: Yah lor... u not scared kena 'bao' like me ah? hahaha
[SFX]: Must be some gals rite.. or else u wont waste time wan...
[GN]: Who scared who... And wat proof that this is a gal?
[Jfk]: No proof? then show us the SMS lah.. got balls or not?

[SFX]: Knn... expected lah... got hole u dig liaoz mah... Ended up so slow somemore.. waste our time...
[Jfk]: Can concentrate on the game or not?!
[GN]: Wat... i can always multi-task wan... U send me sms i will also reply wan...
[BG]: I don't believe lor.... only gal sms u then reply lor....


[GN]: Tonite I going to play mahjong with my 'crush' and her sister... and some idiot who still owe me $$$!!!
[BG]: Kaoz... make sure u dont touch their hands until u kena 'bao' like me ah... hahaha

I sent 2 sms to Guniang...
guess wat? No response at all....

Verdict: Mildly Chee Hong... GUILTY!

3) Accused: Jervoise aka Fat Andy Lau...

Description of Crime:
Refer to This story

Verdict: 2nd Degree Chee Hong... GUILTY!

4) Accused: Shawn Lee aka Bah Geh aka LGY aka LPK aka CheeHongKing...

Description of Crime:
Refer to This story

Verdict: Super Duper Chee Hong... GUILTY!

5) Accused: Duncan aka Eh Kia aka Edison aka LP2...

Description of Crime:
There was once... quite sometime ago.. when we still don't know that Duncan had a crush on Jessie... Well... how we know that? that's another story...
Anyway, it was still a couple of years ago when EK need to go to Australia for a short study. (something like a few weeks..)
So before he went, Dorothy aka Toa Loh Di (Big Bread) aka B cup aka Xiao Char Boh ask him is he going to RMIT (the same UNI that she went). And he said yes. She asked him to look for her university lecturer and pass him all his love letters. Saying she already found someone else... hahaha. just kidding lah. dunno wat lah.
Anyway, he failed to accomplish this watsoever task. Then he went to the uni shop to buy some t-shirt for her instead.
So when he came back from there, he happily brought a school t-shirt and showed it to BB. (Its an open secret that EK have a BIG crush on BB... but the problem is he is too short for her... If they were to do doggy style, he will need to fully stretch out his hands in order to touch her nene...)
[EK]: Look wat i got for u? Your school t-shirt!!!
[BB]: Wah!!! *muaks* you are the greatest ah... BAO BAO!!!
[EK]: he he he...
Then at this time, the rest of the office guys look and EK and give him the 'KILL U' look...
At this point of time, BG beh loonz liaoz..
[BG]: KNN!!! how come buy t-shirt for her never buy for me? I know u for 10 over years. u get me nothing. u know her for less than 1 year and u bought a t-shirt all the way from Austrialia!!!
[EK]: Eh.... she studied in the same U as me mah... and u also never ask me to get u anything...
[JFK]: Don't give stoopid excuse lah.. She got ask u to buy meh!?!?!
[EK]: Eh... eh..... eh....
[SiewSiew]: Eh your head lah.. eh eh eh.. no wonder they call u Eh Kia....
[BG]: KNN, i same poly as u, then u never buy poly t-shirt for me!!!
[EK]: ARRRGH!!!!!!!!

Verdict: 1st Degree Chee Hong... GUILTY!

Dear judges of the jury... are they NOT guilty??

Teamwork in GIT

Looks familiar? hahaha