Where is my plane?

Finally, an LP story... well. that doesn't mean I am free or that there hasn't been any LP stories recently. It's just that this is really crap.

Time: 10:00am.
[BG]: Ohhh... today I leaving by 5pm ah. need to catch a flight later. Tomorrow morning got meeting in KL.
[Jfk]: What time is your flight?
[BG]: 8pm lor. must reach airport by 6pm.
[Jfk]: Aiyah. no need wan lah. Short trip, reach there by 7.15pm check in just nice.
[BG]: Siao. I dunwan to take risks. I going to go early and relac relac.
[Jfk]: Up to you lor...

Time: 8.30pm

[Jfk]: WTF? Nowadays can make call direct from the plane ah?
[BG]: No lah.. I see wrongly... The flight is actually 9.45pm. I see wrongly lah. Want to ask you what is the number to call for notification to MINDEF.
[Jfk]: Wah lau eh.. shit coming out from the rectum liaoz then start to dig the mud... Go 1 day no need to call one lah...
[BG]: Who say one... I very kiasi wan.. better to play safe...
[Jfk]: Wait. i check.
<--- blah blah blah --->

Time 9:45pm

[Jfk]: WTF?!?!?! Really can make call from plane?!
[BG]: hee hee... no lah... This time i really see wrongly liaoz. 9.45pm is the return flight. I am suppose to take the 8pm one...
[Jfk]: ......