3 LP stories in 1 day

The King strikes again....

'Its time to go Sri Lanka to eat the biggest crab on earth... yeah....', though BG.

So the time to fly is getting near. But Boss is worried that he might miss his flight again (read about it here), so Jfk is assigned to the task of calling him when its time to go to the airport, time to board the plane, etc...

So, the 1st part of the story goes like this. BG (aka LGY) is supposed to meet up with a Malaysian Vendor in Sri Lanka. He was being given the number of 012 XXX XXXXX. So thinking that he know the the telco world inside out, he made a call to +60 012 XXX XXXX. And a lot of other combinations but is still unable to reach that person.
Furious, he sent an email to this person (Accounts Manager) scolding him that he gave him the wrong number.

Guess what, the number he dialled is wrong... to call a number in Malaysia, it should be '+6012 XXX XXXX'.
But that is not the en. The number he called?
It's actually the number of the travel agency...

So the 3rd part of the story?
When he reached Changi Airport, he went to the Money changer and hand the cashier SGD $100.
'To what currency?', asked the cashier.
'Rupeee ah...', replied LGY.So he was given the money. And he left without checking.
When he touched down at Sri Lanka, boarded the Hotel Taxi and thinking he is safe and sound back to the hotel without any hiccups...
'boh liao lah they all. think i will be lame meh? i will make sure there will be no LP story for this trip...'
Throughout the trip, the driver was very courteous and friendly and chit-chat with him. So when they reached the hotel, LGY gave him a very big tip equivalent to SGD$10.
The driver took the money and look hard, and pause.
'Wah lau eh.... $10 still not enough meh???', BG thought to himself. And stared at the driver with his intense angry eyes that is trying to tell the driver, 'U want me to kill you with my stare???'
'eh... sorry sir, we do not use this currency in this country.', finally the driver took the courage to speak up.

He took back the $... It was a 50,000 Rupiah note...

Note: This story took more than half an hour to write... because the author need a lot of break to clean the blood around his PC...

Unreasonable Chevo Ah Beng

My friend Xiao Pang (XP) was involved in an accident. Here are the excerpts of what happened.


*Latest Update: Even Stomp have this link... hehehe (3rd image uploaded below too...) http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/viewPost4390.aspx
read the comments... some really funny...

XP(Silver Wish): 'Why did you turn left from the outer right lane?'

Chevo Ah Beng (Red Chevo Sparks): 'Why you see me turn you never siam?'

XP: 'Ok ok, so how do you want to settle? Report or wat?'

Chevo Ah Beng: 'You say lor... You never siam me. You at fault...'

XP *fainted*

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