Author: JFK

Let us give a warm round of applause for the latest entry to the LP Hall of Shame.....

From the pink corner.... weighing 1,234,294,675 of calories.....
with a blurer than Jeanne look,more sotong than Duncan,lamer than Mazli,more silly than Siew Siew,cuter than Peter,more idiotic than Shawn,sweeter than Mabel,more stooopid than Jeff,more patience than Edmund,
more steady than Caroline,more crazy than Boon Chin,
more auntie than Dorothy,slower than Boon Teck,
more innocent than William(???),more moron than James,nicer than Jasmine,

we present..... Miss Liz Yeo!!!! * wolf whistle* *applause*

<...rewind to a few days earlier...>
[Act 2 Scene 3]Location: Restaurant opposite Empire Club.

Liz, Diner #1, Diner #2 & Diner #3 were waiting for a 'couple' to arrive...

After awhile, Mabel arrived with her 'partner'...

Mabel partner: "Let me introduce, this is Liz, this is Mabel."

Hi hi were exchanged and everyone was seated....

And so the conversation between the rest of the diners started.... blah blah blah.....

After about 5 minutes.... shock awaits everyone....

Liz suddenly turned to Mabel, extended her hand and said: "You are Mabel rite? Hi, I am Liz..."


[Who let the dogs out?! WHOO WHOO WHOO!!!.....]

Author: JFK

1 fine day...... LP1 wanna go to install his ICE for his car. so he ask LP4 to bring him to come workshop.

so LP4 (aka fast car) ask LP1, u can follow me or not?

LP1 say "no problem. i will just follow your BLACK car all the way..."

so after dunno how long, LP1 called LP4, 'eh, i think i follow the WRONG black car......'
THE END.

Author: JFK

Let me tell you another story.

This happen way way way before the Darth Vader days.... when he was younger....


LP1 & LP2 was at Comcentre intending to bring another not so lame person (NSLP2) to Lau Pa Sat to eat.
The previous NSLP1 at first called LP1 and tell him that he is not joining them
So they left for the destination....

'eh, turn left here correct liaoz!', said LP2

'eh, where are we ah?', question LP1

'orrr! follow the drain can liaoz!!!', LP2 said confidently.

'zzzzzzz', snores NSLP2.


[Ring] [Ring]
'Eh, where u guys now? i come and join u', said NSLP1
'eh... dunno where are we leh...', said NSLP2
'i know! we are opposite NOVENA SQUARE!!!', shouted LP2 or LP1 (cannot remember. both as lame)
'eh... come to Novena to bring us to lau pa sat leh...'
WAH KAOZ!!!
to be continued.... (might be)

I still remember those days when we worked till 8pm, got chased out by our customer from their office. Those days when we return to the customer office to work 1am in the morning, those days we make panic test calls and etc.

For me, personally, something that I always remember is that I've become a celeb all thanks to GY JFK.... Enjoy the 2 links below.

http://www.sggirls.com/sg_photo_display.php?photo_id=65801

http://www.sggirls.com/sg_photo_display.php?photo_id=65876