Chee Hong of the YEAR
Happy New Year to all...
To kick-start the new year, let's start with an LP Story...
I thought LGY is the King of CheeHong (Please refer to this story), boy, am i wrong....as the chinese saying goes... '一鸟还有一鸟长' (1 cock is longer than the other. or something to the same effect lah).
anyway, so who is this New Chee Hong fellow? Its my brother-in-law! The one who look like Andy Lau in the movie with Sammi Cheng 《瘦身男女 - aka Love on a Diet》. (The one before Andy Lau went on a diet. See below.)
After I drop the gals back at their hotel, we found out that one of the chiobus lost her camera. so we make a few calls and found out that the camera is with mr CheeHong's colleague.
[Jfk Wife aka Garfield aka CheeHong's Sister]: 'So we collect the camera from your colleague now?'
[CheeHong]: 'No need lah. tomorrow morning I go collect from her and meet up with you guys (Mandy) lor...'
[Garfield]: 'Are you sure or not? Now is already close to 6am. we are meeting at 12. We go over now is more convenient'
[CheeHong]: 'Aiyah... no problem wan lah... small case. (Aiyah, sis, stop spoiling my chance can or not?!)'
Why is he so eager to get the camera? i think becoz the camera contains this photo and he wants to keep it for himself...
Anyway, nothing wrong right? What is so cheehong about someone helping to collect something for a friend? Well. There is nothing except that you consider the following points:
1) Its 6am by the time he go to sleep. And he need to wake up by 10.30am in the morning to collect the camera from his colleague. Whats the big deal? 4.5 hours should be alrite for a normal person. BUT, it is super duper difficult to wake this crap up in the morning if he sleep that late. Even if he sleep at 2am, and u kick and slap and stomp on him at 1pm the following day, he will still keep snoring away.
2) The strategic location of where they are. Refer to this diagram below.
So what is the big deal rite? i mean i usually do that too.. BUT, the thing is, he feels that fetching his sister from Bedok to Tampines is very far and troublesome!
Ladies and Geeeeeentlemen... Please read the King of Chee Hong and vote who should be the CheeHong of the Year.
Reply with the comment to vote.
Alternatively u can do the following:
Call 1900-Jervoise-is-Cheehong to vote for this guy.
Call 1900-LGY-is-Cheehong to vote for the other guy.
posted by JFK @ Sunday, January 01, 2006
7 Comments:
LGY winner!!! Jervoise is hong but still he misses one step to the victory! tat is to pang sei picking moron!
so my VOTE goes to LGY!!!
I totally agree with mark, the winner is LGY. he is the typical 有异性没人性type.
Still remember got one time (couple of years again while still in GIT) i oso kena this 有异性没人性 pattern from LGY before.
So i still think LGY wins Jervoise! But it's quite sad for mankind to know that there's another guy coming in at close second....
I vote Jervoise. Super CH of year 2006. Eh, guys, can you all see properly or not? He feels that its far to fetch his own sis from Bedok to Tampines leh. And look at the distance he drove to get the camera.
Anyway, why didn't anyone commented on JFK's efforts in finding the Singapore map in micro version and marking out the position? This one is very there lor. It really shows how CH this fella is.
Eh... to give my B-I-L some credit, sometimes he really did fetch his sis to punggol and all these things lah.. so still have abit of 人性。 But that, I still find him very cheehong in this instance leh... I miss out 1 part, in the morning at 10.30am, after i called his mum to wake him up, his sis still ask me to continue calling him... And i called about 6-7 calls thinking that maybe he is already bathing. BUT, his sis told me that she is very sure that he will go back to sleep!!! That's what will happen to him on a normal day....
But for Mandy, I guess I understand lah... If i am still single... maybe i would have done that too... LOL...
wat north wat LP?? WTF?!
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