King of Chee Hong

Long long time ago, there was a little boy born to KK hospital... when the Doctor (male) pull him out of his mother's womb, he cried and kick the doctor. But when the chio bu nurse carried him, he smiled and laugh and hug the nurse immediately...
The doctor thinks to himself, "This kid is a danger to mankind. I must finished him off!",
So the doctor went about his plan to kill this kid....
.........

--------> [fast forward 26 years later]
The question that comes to mind is, did the doctor successfully carried out his plan?
The answer is DUH!!! If he did, this story would not have appeared...

On a 'Thunderous and Lightning Combinination' nite (lets say XX Apr 2003) in the middle of the nite, the grown-up little boy (although some body parts still resemblance a little boy's) went to a customer's place to work till around 5-6am in the morning.

The next day (actually about 5 hours later), some Stoopid Fool got a date with a Chio Bu who was working somewhere near their workplace. So this stoopid fool SMS the grown-up little boy (lets refer him to as Idiot from now for easy reference) and ask him to wake up. No response.
Next message: "May Day May Day!!! urgent. pls wake up. u will regret it if you do not wake up.". No response.
Next message: "I meeting 1 Chio Bu for lunch. wanna join?". "ONZ ONZ!!! me come now!!!"
........

[Jfk]: So we meet you at the Eating place ah...
[BG]: Dunwan. I go pick up the Chio Bu...
[Jfk]: But its out of the way leh... somemore you not enough sleep... waste fuel somemore...
[BG]: Nebermind... Even if she works in Changi I also go pick ah... Anyway I so familiar with Changi liaoz... heh heh
[Jfk]: ......

Refer to the locations of the key characters to see how desperate this Idiot is...

[ Diagram - Click on it for a clearer pic]

So the plan is like this.
Idiot will pick up Chio Bu and then pick up Moron and meet the rest at the Eating place.
Stoopid fool will go with the rest of the xian zha ren deng to Eating place to meet them.

And just as Stoopid fool is about to reach the eating place.... RRRRiinnnngggggg (To the tune of Sweet Child'O Mine)
[Jfk]: Harlow!!! WTF??
[BG]: Eh.... heh heh... pai seh leh.. i already reached liaoz ah...
[Jfk]: So?! go look for a seat lah!!!
[BG]: Eh...... heh heh.. where are u ah??
[Jfk]: Reaching liaoz lah!!! why so impatient?!
[BG]: No lah.. just wanna tell u that I forgot to pick up EK...
[Jfk]: WTF?! U ARE A GY!!!! (plus expletives that is too violent to be displayed here...)

And so Stoopid fool have to U-turn to pick up Moron....

But wait. This is not the best part....

--------------> [fast forward to a few days later]
Also on a 'Thunderous and Lightning Combinination' nite (YY Apr 2003), this Idiot was at another customer's place to work till also around 5-6am in the morning...
And also on the next day (about 6 hours later), the same Stoopid Fool SMS the Idiot to ask him whether he wanna meet for lunch. The only difference is that this time, there is no Chio Bu.
The reply? "I veli shag lah... dunwan"
.....sigh......

The Moral of the story? The doctor should be skinned alive for failing his mission 26 years ago!!!