Author: JFK

Let us give a warm round of applause for the latest entry to the LP Hall of Shame.....

From the pink corner.... weighing 1,234,294,675 of calories.....
with a blurer than Jeanne look,more sotong than Duncan,lamer than Mazli,more silly than Siew Siew,cuter than Peter,more idiotic than Shawn,sweeter than Mabel,more stooopid than Jeff,more patience than Edmund,
more steady than Caroline,more crazy than Boon Chin,
more auntie than Dorothy,slower than Boon Teck,
more innocent than William(???),more moron than James,nicer than Jasmine,

we present..... Miss Liz Yeo!!!! * wolf whistle* *applause*

<...rewind to a few days earlier...>
[Act 2 Scene 3]Location: Restaurant opposite Empire Club.

Liz, Diner #1, Diner #2 & Diner #3 were waiting for a 'couple' to arrive...

After awhile, Mabel arrived with her 'partner'...

Mabel partner: "Let me introduce, this is Liz, this is Mabel."

Hi hi were exchanged and everyone was seated....

And so the conversation between the rest of the diners started.... blah blah blah.....

After about 5 minutes.... shock awaits everyone....

Liz suddenly turned to Mabel, extended her hand and said: "You are Mabel rite? Hi, I am Liz..."


[Who let the dogs out?! WHOO WHOO WHOO!!!.....]