Vomit Blood Time

[Thanks to the Keepers of Email Junks (KoEJ), we have this story here...]

Dear all,
Today, I'm going to share with you all, 1 of the most interesting Yahoo conference we have during office hours.... Enjoy.

Starting Chatters: Siew Siew, Duncan, Shawn
Chatters that joined later: Somu, Stephen (KL), Mazli
Start Date/Time: 11 Oct 2004/ About 4pm.
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...........(Start of conference, quite boring stuff)
Siew Siew: no mood to work
...........(Continue of conference)
Shawn: Wait wait wait.. I invite Somu to get the latest updates in GIT.
........... (Somu joined)
Somu: Hi all ...
Shawn: Somu, can do me a favour or not?
Somu: Can..
Shawn: Help me go and photocopy Starhub's sign-in book.
Shawn: I want to go and show Chew.
.............(After some laughter and gossip)
Somu: ok guyz will catch u in sometime ...calling me ...
.............(Conference went on, Somu left)
Shawn: Wanna hear KL gossips or not?
Duncan: yeah yeah :))
Siew Siew: okok interesting :
.............(Invited Stephen from KL)
Stephen (KL): Hi all
Shawn: Hello!!!
Duncan: harlow :))
Siew Siew: halo
Shawn: Stephen, TBT (Tay Boon Teck) have how many gf already?
Shawn: How's things in KL?
Siew Siew: interesting things :> he mean
Shawn: Yeah..... Like things like TBT looping back with Vincent.
Duncan: He wont tell you wan...very tight-lip :-$
Stephen (KL): TBT...
Stephen (KL): Umm...lost count liao
Shawn: Really? Lost count? He have many gf already?
Stephen (KL): gf at least 3 or 4 in KL kua
Siew Siew: zun bo
Stephen (KL): jun
Shawn: Wa lau!!!! How tall are they?
Duncan: must be zun wan leh...the three of us gona broadcast to everybody wan :))
Duncan: next time we see stephen, he'll have a black eye....
Stephen (KL): u sure or not?
Shawn: Ya lor. He press TBT's head with one hand and TBT cannot reach him with his punches already. Why scare?
.................... (Gossip abt TBT continues, with lots of details I can't reveal here)
Siew Siew: GN (Guniang [Mazli]) is back
Mazli: ah..what happened?
Shawn: Wa lau... You've just missed the most interesting chit chatting of all time.
....................(A lot of boring stuff exchanged)
Mazli: oi...just now what u say interesting?
Shawn: Told you already mah... We're toking about TBT's fling in KL.
...................(Another 20mins of conference)
Mazli: wait a minute..TBT fling in KL?!
...................(Another 10mins of conference)
Mazli: ooi....just now what's so interesting..i asked like 10 times already..
Shawn: X-( I ANS 10 TIMES ALREADY. ITS ABT TBT FLING IN KL!!!!
Duncan: CB x-( and we told you 11 times already....
Siew Siew: :))
Shawn: #-o Buay Ta Han...
Mazli: yeah..but u not answering the question...I askes what's SO INTERESTING. I didn't ask what's the interesting topic.. read the question carefully..
Duncan: wait...i send you the entire conversation...
Siew Siew: wah..bg (Bah Geh [Shawn]) can lun ar
Siew Siew: he saying ur english buay there leh
Mazli: yeah lor...english buay there..
Shawn: #-o Never mind.... S2. Now I know how you feel after you talked to your boss just now.
Siew Siew: yeah...sian
Duncan: :)) i can understand oso...
Mazli: which part :-/
Duncan: what part?
Mazli: yeah lor..
Duncan: i'm asking you...*vomit blood*...
Mazli: I dun understand mah..so asked again lor..
Mazli: keep givin me incorrect reply..
Shawn: X-( S2. Now I know how you feel when you talked to that idiot just now.
Siew Siew: :))
Shawn: He asked "which part?" leh!!!!
Shawn: #-o Ya... Really vomit blood.
Mazli: it's just like telling u that u r wrong..but never giving>reason or the correct way to do it...:>
Duncan: :-? shawn, me and joey (Siew Siew) all cannot be teachers....
Siew Siew: :))
Duncan: sooner or later need blood tranfusion....
Siew Siew: ya lah
Shawn: No.. No.. No... We can be teachers. But we must not select someone like GN to be our student.
Shawn: GN, you can use this same tatic to Siew Yan... She sure give up whatever GIT still owes her one.
Mazli: what tactic?
Siew Siew: :))
Mazli: :-/
Mazli: catch no balls leh..
Shawn: #-o Wah... I give up lah...
Mazli: :-/
Shawn: You don't need to do anything Mazli.. You have it all to defeat Siew Yan.
Shawn: Just talk normally.
Duncan: =))
Shawn: She'll give up one... Just remember that don't ask her why she give up.
Siew Siew: :))
...................(The conference continued for another 10 mins and ended)

We ended the conference early so that we our blood lost is kept to a mimimal.