must remember to warm up the car

Normally, drivers liked to warm up their cars prior to driving for the following reasons :-

1. To start the piston and kick up some of the engine oil so that when the car starts moving, there's more protection for the engine.

2. No better excuse of a SHK.

3. To run the air-con and ML at the backseat. Car front warm by engine. Car rear warm by....

For TBT, warming up of his car prior to driving is an important ritual. First, he opens the door, plug his key into the keyhole, twist it, close the door (but never locking it), then proceed to stand outside and light a fag. The reason he don't close the door fully is becoz "Scared the auto-lock activated. Then siao liao." This has been going on for years and years without any major incident. Until one fine day....

[ Act 1, Scene 2 - Tampiness mall]

EK and BG met for dinner. EK just got into a new job and is meeting his good fren BG to tok cock and bio cha bo.

Ring Ring...Ring Ring....

EK looked at his HP, it's TBT.

EK (Thinking to himself) : Havn't seen him for awhile..must be back home already and maybe wans to meet up...

Ring Ring...Ring Ring...

EK : Harlow..

TBT : Hey man, how are you huh?

EK : okie lah...not too bad...you back home already huh? Never go fetch wifey?

TBT : err...actually, that's why i called you..my spare key still with you?

EK : yep...but at home..

TBT : i kena locked out from my car...can you come and save me?

EK : WHAT?

TBT is a good fren of EK. Lend EK car. EK buang so many times but he never say anything. No choice, EK has to help him. BG on the other hand, is a good fren of EK. At BG wedding, EK help to eat chilli padi, carry roast pig up the stairs, help BG carry stoopid HK up the stairs, rush down to hotel ballroom to search franically for BG's bag (with 2 passports), etc etc...so BG had to help EK. He suay lah, was with EK at that time...So from the east, they travelled up to the north, then to the south to save TBT.

[ Act 1, Scene 20, Conrad carpark ]

TBT is starting next to his car, next to his wife, smoking the 20th hun ki of his car warming session.

EK : What happen? How come you kena locked out? tot you always careful not to close the door fully wan?

TBT : The stoopid carpark loh..put the lots on the slope...

EK (blur) : huh?

TBT : i did the usual ritual. Never close the door fully. But hor, becoz of the slope, the door close up loh.

EK : OMG!

[ Act 2, Scene 23 - TBT car ]

TBT : Err...you wan me to take back my spare key?

EK : No no...i'll keep it for you...

From then onwards, EK always bring TBT spare key no matter where he goes.