Shawn's Wedding (Part 1)

Author: EK Aka LP2

[Act 3 Scene 1 (Shawn's wedding, Location : ballroom)]

After first round of photo taking with each individual tables, it's time for get-the-groom-drunk session with some of the tables.

LP2 to HK (Upon seeing that so much alcohol is being toast to the groom & his brothers) : Wah, so much to drink. You can take it or not?

HK : Of coz lah. Alcohol i can tahan wan. Not a problem.

LP2 : You sure? Seems like a lot to drink leh. Need my help to take some or not?

HK : No need no need. No problem wan.

LP2 settle back in his seat and continue dinner.

[Act 3 Scene 2]
....fast forward 30 minutes later....

NSLP to HK: oei.. i need to fetch my wifey back 1st ah... shawn's 2 bags left it at your table ah. remember to bring it up later ok? steady boh?

HK: no problem lah.. 2 bags rite? steady.. later i bring up.. dont worry.. u go u go!!!

[Act 3 Scene 3]
....fast forward 15 minutes later....

NSLP to LP2 (Over phone) : Eh, think Shawn and HK drunk liao. You can help take care of them?

LP2 : HK drunk? Cannot be lah. He said he no problem leh. He very good drinker. This
shouldn't happen.

NSLP : No no, HK very high already. From the way he tok to you, you know. Help to take care of the two of them.

LP2 (still not convinced) : Okie loh. i will help.

[Act 4 Scene 1 (Outside ballroom)]
....fast forward 15minutes later....

HK to LP2 : i...must...help shawn......drink. His army friends.....want to drink....with...him.

(By this time, all guest has left. Waiters clearing up the ballroom. All table cloth taken off the table)

LP2 : KNN. Everybody left already lah!

....fast forward 3 minutes later....

HK to lead waiter : Joseph ah....thanks for your help....very....nice...wedding.....

LP2 : His name is Jeffrey.

....fast forward 1 minute later....

HK to lead waiter : Your...name's Joseph....rite?

LP2 : His name is Jeffrey.

....fast forward 3 minutes later....

HK to ballroom captain : Joseph ah...we...still got...3 bottles of martel...bring to my room....can?

Ballroom caption : My name's Joe.

William : i bring the bottles up already.

...fast forward 5 minutes later....

HK : Your name....Joe....rite?

Joe : Yup.

HK : i...still got....3 bottles....of martel....under the table....i going in.....to take....

(the table in question is being dismantled)

[Act 4 Scene 2]
(Ring.... Ring...)
NSLP: Harlow?

William: Jfk, where is shawn's 2 bags ah?

NSLP: WTF?! I told James to take care of it leh...

William: He say boh leh... (Turns to James) Oei, Jfk say he ask u to take care of the bags leh.

HK (in the background): Dont have lah.... wat bag... my 3 bottles of martel leh?? no bags lah... my martel is not in the bags...

NSLP: KNN!!! that bloody @#%@#%... simple thing also cannot take responsibility... knn.... my fault my fault.. for trusting a drunkard.... it should be at the table lah. can look for it?

William: ok ok...

.... fast forward 10 minutes later....
(Ring.. Ring...)

NSLP: How how???

William: Got liaoz lah.. dunno who bring it up to the hotel room...

[Act 4 Scene 3 (In the hotel room)]

HK to LP2 : we...still got....3 bottles.....of martel in....the ballroom....go bring....it up......

( LP2 and William give up liao....)

HK to nobody in particular : i call....Shawn.....think he drunk liao....see if he....needs help.....

(LP2 and William left the room)