The Submarine

This is a sad story... If you laugh while reading this story, then I think you've lost your human touch...


[Act 59, Scene 1: At the switch room of one of our customer. Same one as the Zao Geng story]

YLY walked steadily into the switch room. YLY is one of our customer's Engineer. She is a likeable girl. She likes BPM but BPM see her only as a best friend who share the same interest, questioning... One likes to ask questions. The other likes to answer questions... You should see them when they work together. BPM always hang his earphone (which is playing music) on his shoulders listening to YLY's questions and answering her.. If anyone else is working with BPM, he'll just stick the earphones into his ear deep deep.

[YLY]: "Ooi. Any of you parked your car along the road? There is a big rain outside and there is flood."

[BG]: "Har?! I parked my car along the road leh!!!"

BG picked up his mobile phone, rushed out of the switch room to the ground floor.. JFK followed behind..

[JFK]: "Wa lau.. So big rain ah?"

[BG]: "Ya lor!! Look at the flood!! Its up to LP (Lam Pah.. or groin in English) level!!"

BG quickly rushed out into the rain to go to a position where he could he see car... He run and run... He saw one of the customer's Engineer's car.... Hahahhaa... Its floating on the water just like a boat.. BG let out a grin on his face.. Hahhaa.... Very funny sight.. JFK followed behind BG when he run.. JFK saw that same car floating.. "Hahahaa.... Its floating.. Its floating..." JFK laughed loudly, opening up his big mouth and swallowed some rain water...

BG saw his car.... His grin on his face disappear... He car was also floating....... Just that it did not float as bad..... BG stopped... JFK stopped...

[JFK]: "Eh.. I think you better quickly go and shit (take note... the "f" is missing because of the rain water he swallowed earlier on) your car..."

Before he finished saying that, he proceed to climb over the rear gate of the building that is locked... The front gate was flooded with water up to "knee" level.... Take note... When I say "Knee" level, I meant "Knee" in hokkien which means breast.... So, it is not possible to walk through the front gate.. Aiya, KNN.. should have to and check out how that security guard that is stationed beside the main gate swims in his air con room hor... I bet he has never swim in his uniform before...

BG followed to climb over the rear gate... They navigate slowly and carefully to BG's car... The whole area is filled with water.. Just that, the area at the read gate is only up to knee level (This time round, its in English)..

BG unlocked his car, inside, it's also flooded with rain water.... BG sit inside with his underwear all wet already... started his car... put to reverse gear and step on the accelerator... Vroomm......... The car "Ghost Tan" (reverse in Hokkien)... Then suddenly, the engine stopped. BG start the car again... Then move, then the engine stopped again.. This happen for a few time and finally, they got the car reversed to another building which is on higher ground and is still not flooded yet...

White smoke emits from BG car's exhaust pipe... Water has gone into the engine... Basically, its a bloody mess....

JFK started to call his mechanic friend, Joseph.

[JFK]: "Eh.. I ask you har... BG car just got flooded in the water.. Then he start the engine and reverse to one side. Then now got white smoke.. What does it mean har?"

As usual, its not easy to make out what JFK is talking about.. But after 15mins of conversation...

[Joseph]: "Har?!?! You mean you all start the engine while the car is still in the water ah?"

[JFK]: "Ya.. Why leh?"

[Joseph]: "Wa lau!! That's a wrong move.. Should have just leave the car there!! Now water has gone into the engine already.. Wa lau.. Whose stupid idea to move the car was that?"

JFK move to one side.. While BG was concentrating scoping the water out from his car, not listening to his conversation, he told Joseph... "me.." softly... Keep turning his head to look at BG to make sure that he don't hear what he is telling Joseph... Joseph then asked JFK to bring BG car to his workshop...

After they hanged up the phone, JFK went over and help BG to scope out the water in his car... His eyes are teary.... Funny leh.. Its BG car that has water inside.. How come JFK is teary... BG couldn't understand why also at that point of time... They called for the tow truck.... Waiting for it to arrive...

While waiting they were scoping....

*RING.. RING...* JFK phone rang...

[HK]: "Ooi.. There is a big flood in the office carpark leh!! John and Tim car inside.... Go to carpark, cannot see any car there liao.. Only see water.... Hahahaha..."

KNN... Trust that stoopid HK to laugh over such matter. He has lost his human touch liao... BG upon hearing the news... Felt so much better that at least, he was not alone.. Hahhahaaha......

After 35mins of waiting and scoping, JFK called the tow truck and found out that its stuck in a jam because some buses broke down on the main road..... So, they decided to drive that "unstartable" car of BG to Joseph's workshop.... By the way, the repair of BG's car also generate another LP story.. Got time then tell you all.. Its all because of the bad smell in his car after the water dries up...

Anyway, BG car has since got a nick..... The Submarine...........