$58 Corona

Since we've started another ball rolling on HK and SFX is looking forward to listen to the $58 Corona story, here it goes.....

It was another tough day.. Got "washed" by one of our customer for the CORBA communication to their MMSC cannot work properly. All GITians was planning for a night out to have dinner together and after that, go for a drink. As usual, as long as there is free food and liquor or women, you'll find HK joining the outing..

[Act 56, Scene 1: At Dim Sim restuarant in Geylang. 8:30pm]

Everyone reached the restuarant.. BBS, KJS, AK, KC, Drunkard, HK (expected), JFK, BG and etc. We ordered some Dim Sim and kept on eating and talking.. All these while, KC was just eating and not talking. HK was looking at all the girls that walked pass him.. They were dressing sexily and I peeped under the table and saw HK's hand in his pocket. Nothing spectacular happened during the dinner... We finished the dinner and decided that its time to go for a drink at the pub (I also forget the name of the pub already. But its somewhere in Mohamad Sultan)

[HK]: "Boss!! How much?!?" Talking as though he is paying for the meal.. The boss came over with the bill... HK pretending to look at the girls.... AK took the bill looking at HK...

[AK]: *thought to himself* "Hump.. Me think you paying..." HK turned and saw AK looking at him..

[HK]: "Of course you pay lah.. You can claim mah.. We eat on the company.."

[AK]: "Ya ya... No problem.. No problem...."

[Act 56, Scene 2: At some pub in Mohamad Sultan. 9:30pm]

We were the first few to reach the pub. HK was greeted by the captain of the pub and there were having their arms over each other's shoulder.. I saw the captain whispering something into HK's ear. But don't know what was it. We got a big table for our big group and sat down. My eyes were already on the boobs of that girl playing pool at the pool table... I was thinking to myself.. "Pool table.. Hahhahaa.. Pool table... If only BPM and BPMG were here..." But very soon, The boobs of the girl took my mind off BPM and BPMG... Wah.. You should look at the way she control the direction of the cue... In order to make sure that the cue is going straight when she strikes, she placed it inside the "drain" below her chin... Wa lau leh.... At this point of time, I suddenly felt another pool cue inside my pants.. Shit... I quickly took a pillow to cover myself (hahahah.. Pillow to cover cue.. That reminds me of another story)..

[BG]: *looking at HK* "Ooi... You know the captain one ah?"

[HK]: *Giving that smug look again..* "Aiya... Six Six (very close in Hokkien) lah... Known him for 20mins already."

KNN.. So he also just know the captain only. I carried on talking to HK trying to "keep" my "cue" inside my pants..

*Ring.. Ring.....* JFK phone rang....

[BB]: "Hello... Eh.. I bring BGG over can or not?"

[JFK]: "Hahahaha...... Bring lah.. Bring lah.. BG will be very happy..."

[BB]: "Ok.. Ok.. Coming in a while.."

They hanged up the phone....

[JFK]: *turning to BG...* "Ooi.. BG.. BGG coming leh...."

Wa lau... At this point, my already kept cue come out again... KNN.... Just thinking of her bugs tooth.. Wa lau eh........ Cannot imagine if she really come.. I'll die men.... From that point onwards.. My cue kept coming out and going back... I everytime have to use HK's face to help me keep my cue... I'll just have to stare at him for 2mins, imagining him giving me a blow... That will do the trick of keeping the cue already..

[HK]: "Captain... Bring me 6 Lambogini...." As usual.. HK was drinking his heart out. He knew that he can make AK pay for it and claim...

*After a while of drinking and HK flirting with KJS*

[BB]: "Hello everyone!!!"

[BGG]: "Hello'ff, Everyone'ff"

[BG]: *looking at BGG, replying in the BG language* "Hello'ff"

*BB arrived with BGG*

BG cue came out again... BG decided to use JFK's face this time to keep his cue... He was sitting beside the Pool table looking at the girl's skill of controlling the cue.. BG walked over (in some very funny position) and sit beside JFK... He stared at JFK's face and started to imagine...

[HK]: "Errr...Ugggg.... Captian... Bring me 8 Lambogini......."

[JFK]: *walked over to HK* "Ooi.. Enuff lah.. KNN.. Lambogini very expensive one leh.. Somemore you a bit drunk already... I don't want to let AK they all think we're out trying to chop them..."

[HK]: "Aiya....... Ugggg..... Never mind one lah..... Uggg... I tell you hor... JC students... Eh!! BBS, come drink with me....." HK walked over to BBS ignoring JFK.....

While BG was busying keeping his cue and BGG move around throwing eyes at BG, trying to bring out BG's cue, HK just kept getting the whole world to drink with him... BG still holding on to his Corona that he ordered when he reached the pub with one hand, and the other hand inside his pocket. He don't want to drink too much because he is driving later.. He is a responsible driver...

[Act 56, Scene 2: Still at some pub in Mohamad Sultan. 1:30am]

[BG]: *Go to JFK...* "Ooi.. Go home lah.. HK drunk liao.. Super drunk..."

[JFK]: "Ok. Ok.. But how he drive?"

[BG]: "Ya lor.. Jia Lat.... Or why don't you drive his car and put him at his passenger sit, then I drive my car follow behind you to his house?"

[JFK]: "You stoopid or what? Then my car how?"

[BG]: "hee... he.... Ya hor.. I didn't know that 1 Corona can make me drunk.."

[JFK]: "I get AK to drive my car lah.. He got licence one.. I think.."

So, we went back, call for the bill.... AK paid the bill.. Wah!! It was a whooping $400++.....

[JFK]: *talking to BG* "Ooi... Too expensive already lah.. This one cannot ask AK to claim.. Tomorrow then we settle with him.."

[BG]: "Ok lor.. I know.. This GY HK lah.."

So, all of us went to carpark to collect our car.. Then we orgy at a location outside the carpark to discuss the plan for the night... HK hopped onto his car's driver seat and lock the door and sleep inside... Bloody hell!! He was trying to drive home himself after a short rest... We discussed our plan and agreed to meet at Changi Village after JFK and me sent HK home... Then we spent 30mins to get that GY HK out from his driver seat as he was insisting that he drive home himself. Actually, if someone just Sodomise him there and then, he'll not know why he can shit so easily tomorrow morning.. HK vomitted in his car... JFK scolding and scolding..... BG still trying hard to keep his cue.... BGG was standing there with a sexy pose with her backside facing BG.... BG tried to "bio" her backside for a while, then look back, then "bio" for a while, then look back... He scare that wait BGG catch him doing it. Then very embarrassing.. All done... Got that GY HK out of his car, JFK drove his car with HK beside him... BG followed behind.. And they headed to Marsiling...

Reached HK's home.. sent him home... JFK hop on BG's car.. And they headed to Changi Village... It was already 3am in the morning and tomorrow is a working day.... Suddenly, BG broke the silence...

[BG]: "Wa lau... Go from Central to North, North to East... This kind of route sounds familiar.. KNN.. I'm always touring around Singapore driving for nothing..."

They continued driving and reached Changi Village... By the time they reached, everyone was already super tired and decided to go home... So, JFK got into his own car.. Drove home, everyone go home....

The next morning, BG received a call on his mobile phone.... It was BBS...

[BBS]: "Eh.. AK asked me to collect money for him.. $58 each.."

[BG]: "Har?!?! KNN.. I only had 1 Corona and didn't touch anything else!! Didn't even touch BGG backside.. 1 Corona is only $12 after all the tax..."

[BBS]: "Bo bian leh.. All share one....."

And so, BG paid $58 for a Corona.. The most expensive Corona he ever had.. He went to the super market... Saw that Corona was selling at $3.80 a bottle... His balls are painful.... His cue are painful from the extending and retracting too........