Luggage

Since we're at Sotong now, I shall tell you all a long story... And this story should teach you how you should behave when you're overseas....

Sotong being one of the most capable Engineer we have, was sent to Phillipines together with JFK and Edm to work on a very big project, Project E. She was all excited... At least, its a chance for her to sleep early without entertaining request like "Eh, free or not?" from her husband.

JFK on the other hand, was quite sad... He has to leave his lovely wife in Singapore and start to live the life of PCC (Pak Chiu Cheng, Beat Hand Gun in English) again. Sigh... He really would like to stay in Singapore mainly also because of BG. He really like BG so much that he sometime, regretted marrying his wife.

Edm? Well as usual, he has no emotion. "Go lor." was his usual response. And you know, its always difficult to write a LP Stories when Edm is involved.

Everything set. Logistics resolved. The 3 are on their way to Phillipines... Sotong has been to Phillipines before with BG for another project. And thus, the other 2, looked to her for how to survive in Phillipines....

[Act 60, Scene 1: At GIT office 8th floor]

[Sotong]: "Tell you all har... Go there, must be aggressive.. Otherwise, get bullied one. Because hor, the other time when I was there, I never be aggressive, they searched my breast in the custom leh..."

[JFK]: "Har?! Search your breast? You got meh?"

[Edm]: ......... *Looking blank and looking at Sotong's chest direction*

[Sotong]: "Got lah!! Idiot!! They put their hands into my cup lah!!"

(Note: Please read the above conversation again and try to imagine Sotong's face when she says this.)

JFK and Edm was warned.. They are very strict with checking in the Airport in Phillipines. So, they started to get their minset correct before setting off..

[Act 60 Scene 2: Singapore Changi Airport]

The 3 of them met at Changi Airport 2hrs before boarding time... They got their paper work done and 3 of them were sitting at Macdonalds eating some food before boarding.. Edm leaned over to JFK...

[Edm]: *softly* "I wear 2 pieces of underwear leh.."

JFK was shocked to hear that... Firstly, Edm is not someone who react to rumours easily... Secondly, Edm wanted a child badly... He wouldn't risk any chance of "Microwaving" his bullets... Lastly, if Edm is wearing 2 underwears, he won't just tell anyone. From this, JFK realised how much Edm trust him. He knew immediately that the project is going to be a success. Because, for any project, trust between Engineers is very important!!

JFK pad Edm's shoulder.. He looked at him with the SW assuring look... Something like giving him the "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone." look... Immediately, Edm regretted telling JFK..

The 3 of them finished their food and proceed to check in and board the plane.. In the plane, JFK as usual, was trying to peep through the split of the SIA stewardess uniform of the stewardess on board.

[JFK]: "Aiya... Almost...". JFK turned to Edm and jio him to "bio" also.. Edm returned him a blank + a bit of angry look.. He is trying to tell JFK that it is very painful to steam with the "mic" covered by 2 pieces of cotton.. But JFK didn't get it.. Continued his peeping...

[Act 60, Scene 3: At Phillipines International Airport]

3 of them finished the paper work at the customer counter. Walked towards the final check point that leads to the exit of the Airport...

[Airport staff]: *Pointing at Sotong's luggage* "What's inside?"

[Sotong]: "Luggague lah.." Sotong gave him the Bo Liao look..

[Airport staff]: "Open up please..."

The airport staff let everyone pass through except Sotong. They only allowed her to pass through after they've made her take out everything from her luggague and laying her items on the floor..

So much for being Kuai Lan (Crooked Cock in English).