Chain Mail

Sometime not so long ago... I received a chain mail... Don't you just HATE chain mail??
'blah blah this, blah blah that... if you dont send this mail to the next 1,255,284 people, u will be cursed by this, and that... wtf?!'
So, I thought that the people I know will not do chut this kind of stunt... boy.. WAS I WRONG....

So who send me a chain mail?? ->

----- Original Message -----
From: "Shawn Lee"
Date: Thu, 7 Oct 2004 09:51:27 +0800
To: "William Goh" ,"Mazli" , "JFK" ,"Edward Lee" ,"Duncan Teh" ,"Patricia Lim" ,"Lynn Loo"
Subject: FW:

Okay, I picked seven people who I thought would DO this. I hope I chose the right seven. Please send this back to me (You'll see why). In case anyone is interested, Saint Theresa is known as the Saint of the Little Ways.

Meaning she believed in doing the little things in life well and with great love. She is also the patron Saint of flower growers and florists. She is represented by roses. May everyone be blessed who receives this message.

Theresa's Prayer cannot be deleted. REMEMBER to make a wish before you read the poem. That's all you have to do. There is nothing attached. Just send this to seven people and let me know what happens on the fourth day. Do not break this, please. Prayer is one of the best free gifts we receive. There is no cost but a lot of reward.

Suggestion: copy and paste rather than forward to protect email addresses and access to e-virus. (Did you make a wish?) If you don't make a wish, it won't come true. Last chance to make a wish! St. Theresa's Prayer: May today there be peace within. May you trust God that you are exactly where you are meant to be. May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith. May you use those gifts that you have received, and pass on the love that has been given to & amp; gt;you....May you be content knowing you are a child of God.... Let this presence settle into our bones, and allow your soul the freedom to sing, dance, praise and love. It is there for each and every one of you.

Now, send this to 7 people within the next 5 minutes and your wish will come true. And remember to send this back...you'll see why. =====

If everything seems to be going well you have obviously overlooked something.

I cant even be bothered to sort out the mail properly to be listed here.

So if you were to look at the mailing list, everyone is familiar except for 1. Lynn Loo.. WTF is Lynn?! Btw, Edward is his brother. REAL BAH GEH brudder.. with BAH GEH more BAH than him... but at least he is much much yandao lah...

So. Who is this Lynn Poh?? oops. I mean Lynn Loo. Its his new colleague... a chio bu.... no wonder lah...

So, being super pissed off.... i replied to his chain mail with ANOTHER chain mail.... as below:

-----Original Message-----
From: Jfk Se7eN
Sent: Thursday, October 07, 2004 11:00 PM
To: sellee@tycoint.com; William Goh; Mazli; Edward Lee; Duncan Teh; Patricia Lim; Lynn Loo
Subject: Re: FW:
so after 5 minutes of sending this email, i guess that you are able to have a more than 5 minutes of love-making session with your pinky eh?
KNN... CUT THE CRAP!!! STOP SENDING THIS KIND OF JUNK MAIL TO ME!!!!
I AM SERIOUS!!!! IF I STILL RECEIVE THIS KIND OF EMAIL FROM YOU, YOU WILL BE CURSED WITH
1) TORNED UNDERWEAR FOR THE NEXT 7 YEARS,
2) SHIT COMING OUT TOGETHER WITH YOUR FART FOR THE NEXT 7 MONTHS,
3) ARMPIT HAIR DROPPING OFF AND GROWING ON YOUR HEAD FOR 7 WEEKS,
4) HAVING AN ERECTION WHEN U LOOK AT YOUR COMPANY'S ADMIN GAL FOR 7 DAYS.
MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!
BE AFRAID.... BE VERY AFRAID.........

Then he scared and reply:

----- Original Message -----
From: "Shawn Lee" Date: Fri, 8 Oct 2004 08:57:01 +0800To: "Jfk Se7eN" ,"William Goh" ,"Mazli" ,"Edward Lee" ,"Duncan Teh" ,"Patricia Lim" ,"Lynn Loo" Subject: RE: FW:

Hahahah... So how many person I have to forward this email to, to break this curse? You must tell me mah.

And my reply ->

why? scared already is it? how come last time dun see u sending this kind of rubbish mail out wan ah?i think must be your new environment leh... wat is your GM's email? must let him know that u are really free and got nothing to do leh..anyway, to break the curse, u must forward this email to the following people:
1) a short person
2) a tall person
3) a fat person
4) a skinny person
5) a pretty gal
6) a handsome guy
7) an ugly woman
8) a sexy lady
9) a gross man
10) a horny fellow
11) a bah geh person

But there are some restrictions:
A) u must not be the recipient, or else u would have match the last 3 criterias...
B) u must state their name beside the criteria
C) the person must reply to agree/accept they are matched correctly.only then your curse will be lifted....

NOTE:*Jfk only have crooked tooth, not bah geh..... :))

But how many ppl or who he forward it to I dunno lah.. coz i am not in the list... LOL.....