How BG became LP King

Alright... This morning, I'm going to give you all a bonus... A LP Story that no one (or did I tell anyone??) has heard about it. The story of how BG became the LP King...

We all know about BG giving everyone a big surprise after he passed his driving test. He purposely don't want to consult the 车神 and anybody else before he go and buy a car. He kept it quiet until the day he was supposed to go and pick up his car. Then when they picked up his car, finally he found out that he was paying too much for that 10 year old car that he got.

[Act 61, Scene 1: At the car dealer's carpark, beside BG new car]

[JFK]: "Wa lau!! You buy such a old car ah?!"

[HK]: "Wa lau!! Hahahaha... Why you didn't ask us before you buy?!"

[BG]: "Aiya, give you all a surprise mah..."

[JFK]: "Wa lau!! But definitely not worth it lor..."

[HK]: "Ya lah... Wa lau!! Spend so much to get an old car..."

[BG]: "Never mind what.. Aiya, I like this car because the window hor, got no frame one mah.."

JFK looked at HK..... Sigh.. KNN.. No one believes that BG REALLY REALLY like that car because the window got no frame...

[BG]: "And hor... This car headlights very nice leh.. No other car has the same headlights."

BG trying to put his point across.. If anyone has watched InitialD, be it the cartoon or the movie by Jay Chou, you would have find this scene VERY VERY familiar.. Hahaha.a... You might have ask by now. Ooi.. This story everyone knows already lah... Who say never heard before one? Be patience. This is not the story that I'm going to tell...

So, JFK drove his white monster, HK drove his black car and BG in his Submarine, JFK took the lead, street racing with black car.. BG followed all the way behind with an empty tank car. They proceed to the petrol kiosk to fill up BG car first.... KNN.. Already bought that car and so much above market price already.. That stupid car dealer still didn't fill up the car..

They drove to Kallang Mac and have dinner.. A favourite hang out of JFK, HK and BG.. JFK and HK keep laughing and opening up BG's car door to look at the frameless window that attracted BG so much. Kept laughing.. BG admiring his "new" car.. He so happy.... Now got 4 wheels already. Can go and Sian Char Boh already..

They had their dinner and went back home... At BG's home carpark, BG stood in-front of his car looking at the unique headlights.. Wah.. He so happy... He took out a cloth, blew hot air on the headlight, and wipe it... Wah... So happy....

"Tomorrow bring Pinky to go Holland Village to eat... Hee... Go and pick her up from work.. Hee..." BG thought to himself. He went up to his house.. Quickly wake up his parents who were already asleep.. Asked them to come down and look at his "new" car... They bo bian.. BG insisted too much.. Gave in and come down to look at his "new" car..

[BG daddy]: "Ok. Nice. Can go back and sleep already?"

[BG]: "Not yet.. Wait har.. I show you something..."

BG open up his car's door...

[BG]: "See? No frame one leh!! Nice hor?"

[BG daddy]: "Ya.. Very nice leh... Can go back and sleep already?"

[BG]: "Ok. Ok. Lets go.. Sian.. Give me this kind of TMM look."

The next day, BG woke up early in the morning, drove to Pinky's house, picked her up to work.. Then go to office to work... He already planning already... Today, will leave at 5:30pm sharp, go pick Pinky up and then go Hollang Village for dinner...

BG worked very hard during the day. Trying to complete everything so that he can leave on time. Its finally 5:30pm....

[BG]: "Bye everyone!!!" BG bid everyone goodbye in the office and leave to the carpark to drive to Pinky's office.... BG picked Pinky up... Then drove to Hollang Village... In Holland Village carpark, it was as usual... Full... So, he drove around trying to look for a parking lot... Ah Har!! Finally one fella is driving out from his lot.. BG drove over and wait while that fella drove out... He moved his car to a parking position, put to reverse gear and.........

*choke... choke... choke....* The car's engine went flat... At this time, BG's car was in a funny position.. 45 degrees diagonal to the parking lot... BG panicked... Pinky scared..... Everyone else in the carpark looking..... BG turned his key again... No reaction from the car. He turned again.... No reaction... Pinky worried....

[Pinky]: "What's wrong.."

[BG]: "Never mind.. Never mind.. Don't know why.. The engine don't start. Worst.. Got no sound after I turn the key..."

BG started to call his brother (real brother hor)... Pinky started to call her brother-in-law who is also a driver.

[Pinky]: "No leh.. No lights from the headlights also.. No leh.. Turn key no sound..." Pinky "debugging" the situation with her brother-in-law..

[BG]: "Ya.. No lights from the headlights.. No aircon.. Ya ya.... No reaction when turn the key.." BG "debugging" with his brother.

All the debugger came to the same conclusion... Battery flat... KNN.. BG was very angry... First, there was no petrol in the car when BG got it. Now, there is no battery... He called up JFK...

[BG]: "Ooi... You got jump start cable in your car or not har?"

[JFK]: "Got ah.. Why? Car no battery ah? Hahahhaaaa"

[BG]: "GY!! Still can laugh.. Ya lah.. Where are you?"

[JFK]: "In Bedok wor.. Garfield house... In the middle of something leh.. Where are you?"

[BG]: "Holland Village."

[JFK]: "Wa lau.. Too far lah... KNN. By the time I reach there, what time already?"

[BG]: "Wa lau.. But my car now blocking the way of everybody leh.. KNN... Damn Pai Seh..."

[JFK]: "Wahhahahaha.a..... Ok. Ok lah.. When I ready to go out, I call you..."

[BG]: "Ok. Ok.. Bye bye.."

BG hang up the call.. Sit in his car with Pinky to wait... Everyone else in the carpark still looking at why this idiot park his car this way.... BG think and think.. The more he think, the more angry he got.. He called up the car dealer...

[BG]: "Ooi!! You pass me the car with flat battery ah?!?"

[Car dealer]: "Cannot be leh.... I checked everything liao.. Cannot be lah.."

[BG]: "What cannot be?! KNN... You come and see yourself... I'm in Holland Village"

[Car dealer]: "Ok. Ok. I come down now..."

[BG]: "You better be FAST!!! And bring a spare battery with you."

[Car dealer]: "Ok. Ok.. Bye bye..."

After 30mins, car dealer arrived.....

[BG]: "You come and see!! Cannot start!!!"

[Car dealer]: "wait.. wait.. I check.. But hor, you think we should push the car aside first then check?"

[BG]: "How to push? No battery how to release handbrake?!?! Stupid or what?"

[Car dealer]: "Errr... Handbrake don't need battery one...."

[BG]: "Is it?! Say so earlier mah.."

They pushed the car aside... Car dealer opened up the bonnet. Touch the battery connector... BG's car headlights went on... Car dealer turned the key... Engine started....... BG looked at Pinky... Pinky shake her head.....

[Car dealer]: "Oh... The connector loose lar.... Ok now liao... Not battery flat.."

[BG]: "KNN.. Then why you didn't tighten it when you passed it to me?!?!"

[Car dealer]: "Err.... Sorry.. Sorry.... Ok lah. I make a move first hor."

[BG]: "Ok. Go...."

Car dealer left..... BG call JFK........

[BG]: "Eh. Don't need to come down liao... Ok liao.. Car dealer come and fixed the problem liao."

[JFK]: "Huh? He came down to jump start or change the battery?"

[BG]: "Err... No.. He touched the battery connector and ok liao.. Connector loose..."