BelAir

I'm sure.. Just by reading the title of this LP Story, some of you must already be rolling on the floor laughing already.

Ok. For those who don't know.. Read the Submarine story posted earlier first. Anyway, after the Submarine story, BG's car was in the "hospital" for 1 week for the repair. Finally, it was time to be discharge. BG quickly took a cab to the workshop to fetch his Submarine. But getting the car repaired was not enough. No one would want to drive in that car. The whole of the car interior stink!!

[Act 61, Scene 1: At JFK's friend, Joseph workshop]

[BG]: "Wah... Very stinko leh..."

[Joseph]: "Ya lor... Sigh.. I've been keeping the car door open already. The smell still don't go away. I think you need to change your carpet liao lah."

[BG]: "Sigh.. Bo Bian lor..."

[Joseph]: "Anyway, use this to put inside your car. Keep it burning for 24 hours. Hopefully, this can remove the smell."

[BG]: "What's this?"

[Joseph]: "This one BelAir lah.. You never hear before meh? Very good one.. Very expensive you know?"

[BG]: "Like that ah... Okie lor.."

BG leave the the BelAir in the car and drove off... That BelAir was burning.. Giving out very strong smell.. BG choked on the smell.. Cannot take it, open up the window... BG went to pick Pinky up. She wanted to go Bugis for shopping. Anyway, its been a while since she last saw Submarine too.

[Act 61, Scene 2: At Bugis carpark]

[Pinky]: "Ooi. You want to leave that thing burning in the car while we go shopping ah?"

[BG]: "No lah.. Wait the whole car on fire.. Then this car best already... Soaked in water and burn in fire. Anyway, this thing not burning anymore liao. I think finished liao."

[Pinky]: "Then throw away lor..."

[BG]: "Ok."

BG proceed to throw the BelAir into a dustbin nearby. He somemore heard the sound of glass hitting the ground.

"Wa lau... Air freshener also use glass to package. Waste time..." BG thought to himself. He carried on and went shopping with Pinky....

[Act 61, Scene 3: Somewhere in GIT office]

*RING... RING... RING....*

[BG]: "Hello"

[Joseph]: "Hello, BG ah... Remember that time I lent you the BelAir? Can return to me?"

[BG]: "Har?!?! You lent me?! I tot you give it to me one... Anyway, finished burning already. I help you throw away already?"

[Joseph]: "Har?!?! You throw away?!?!? That one very expensive one leh!!!"

[BG]: "Sure or not? Burn finished already still keep for what?"

[Joseph]: "Wa lau!! Can refill the oil one!! I still have a few big tank of those oil in my house leh!! And that was the only burner I have!!"

[BG]: "Err.. Like that ah..."

[Joseph]: "And hor, that packaging so nice one.. One look will know that its expensive one.. You go and throw away for what?"

[BG]: "Normally, air freshener is use and throw one mah.. Sorry.. Sorry.. Where to buy? I buy one and return to you lor.."

[Joseph]: "That one cannot buy anywhere one lah... Need to join membership then can buy one..."

[BG]: "Like that ah.... Okie.. I go and find ways to buy and return to you.."

[Joseph]: "Ok.. Faster hor.."

They hang up the phone... BG looked around for the BelAir.. Its a kind of stupid Multi-Level Marketing stuff.. Must spend over $1k to buy something then can buy.. Wa lau... Sian....

SFX upon hearing BelAir... Rings a bell in his mind... The next day. He brought a BelAir burner and passed it to BG... BG was very happy.. Wah.. Finally found it... Eh.. Hang on... Hahhaah... SFX also go and join this kind of Multi-Level Marketing stuff... He quickly drove to Joseph's workshop and passed it to him... But it was a different one... So, BG returned to SFX the burner and carried on searching..

He carried on searching.. and searching... Finally, found a friend who has a friend that has a friend who knows a friend that is a member.. He finally found the same burner and drove over to Joseph to pass it to him..