BG & Jfk
4 years ... Since the day BG joined GIT until today... BG had known Jfk for 4 years ... It's not considered long and also not considered short ... But you would need to see the events that both of them have been thru ... in order to understand ...
[BG]: Eh Jfk, we know each other for quite some time liaoz hor??
[Jfk]: uh ... (oh no ... dont tell me he want to borrow money from me ah???)
[BG]: U know ah ... its about 4 years since we 1st met ... and we have been thru thick and thin hor...
[Jfk]: uh huh ... (oh ... jialat jialat ... its either he want me to give him a blowjob or help him achieve his event of the year)
[BG]: Look at the things that we been thru together... You were there when I gave you the 1st surprise ...
[Jfk]: Not my fault hor ... Who ask u so geh kiang ... (better try to push away everything ...)
[BG]: Aiyah, dun interrupt me lah ... U were with me when my car became a submarine ...
[Jfk]: Uh uh ... (not my problem hor... in fact i help u get the water out of your car leh ...)
[BG]: And hor ... remember that time we went to JB together?? After we came out of JB, my taiya pongchek ... and although u already reaching your home liaoz, u still U-turn come back to me to help me change tyre ... (alamak, forgot to upload this story)
[Jfk]: Uh uh ... (oorrrr ... feel that you owe me alot rite? aahh ... so that means dunwan to borrow $$$ from me liaoz is it ... heng ah ...)
[BG]: And you were also with me when I went to Changi Airport ... All becoz of your chao chui ...
[Jfk]: Eh ... I gave you the right directions leh ... just that you ownself haywire only ...
[BG]: And hor, remember the WPSP babysitting? We play the system failure SMS?? Ended up really System down ah ... muahaha ... (Next story coming up ...)
[Jfk]: KNN!!! Still dare to say hor ... boh tai boh ji play me ... hahaha ...
[BG]: And just yesterday hor, you were with me and my submarine just konked up again ... immediately right after we did our servicing ... haiz ...
[Jfk]: Yah ...
Luckily I am with you all this while is it? If not you wouldn't know what to do hor??[BG]: No. I think you bring me bad luck.
posted by JFK @ Sunday, August 07, 2005
3 Comments:
Hahahaha... GY.. Good ah.... Good ah....
sounds like husband and wife ...
Bad Luck
A man was walking across the road when he met with an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be in a coma for 2 days. When he opened his eyes, his wife was by his side.
He told her (in tears), "When I was struggling with my studies in the University, I failed again and again. Sometimes I even have to re-take my papers. You were there by my side, encouraging me to go on trying."
She squeezed his hands as he continued, "When I went for major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there, cutting our job ads for me to apply..."
He added, " ...then I started working in this little firm and finally got a big contract. I blew it because of a small mistake. But you are still there for me."
His wife was in tears. The man said, "I finally got a job after being laid off for quite some time. But I never seem to be promoted and my hard work was not recognised. I remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now. You are still beside me..."
His wife's tears trickled down as she listened to him, "And now I met with an accident and when I woke up, you are here with me.
There's something I'll really like to say to you..." She flung herself on the bed and hug her husband, sobbing with deep emotion.
Finally her husband said, "I think you bring me bad luck."
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