The Event Of The YEAR

How could we possibly miss out this story?! This should have been the most Lame Story that ever happen…

Roughly about a year ago… during this Tiger Cup season, Team Singapore somehow managed to reach the finals to play against Indonesia… (For the uninitiated, Tiger Cup is a regional Soccer competition, where all the SEA countries compete. As to why its called Tiger Cup, DUH!!! Sponsored by Tiger lah… I BET that BG dunno this…)
From what I gathered, Singapore managed to reach the finals because we are hosting the event… (KELONG!!!)

Anyway, a few days before the final, EK & BG were having dinner…

[EK]: Wah seh… Singapore steady siah.. reach final liaoz… think we might win ah.

[BG]: Cannot be lah… Singapore CMI (cannot make it) wan…

[EK]: Wanna bet… I think got a fair chance of winning…

[BG]: No No No! Boh Kor Leng wan…. Singapore CUNTSFIRM lose wan… If Singapore lose, you for me ah.. heh heh.
BG thinking to himself.. ‘Wah. Finally got chance to be touched by EK liaoz.. I have been fantasizing about him for soooo long…’

[EK]: Then if Singapore win how???
‘Gross man… for him, no prob.. I will use sandpaper to do it… hehehe’

[BG]: IF SINGAPORE WIN, I WILL S**K MY OWN C**K!!!

Up till today… we are still waiting for him to honour his bet…