最高境界

Recently, someone mentioned something that reminds me of this incident.

Long long time ago..... there is this training at a customer place. So me(JFK) & SFX attended the training together...

There are a few different groups of people who attended. So there I was, sitting on the right of SFX. And there are 2 Chio Buz wearing short tight skirt sitting on my right... So you can imagine how tough I need to maintain concentration ah.... on the training I mean.

After the training started for about 10 minutes, SFX took out his file which contain some tables for his other account which is meaningless to me. He will scroll thru the list 1 by 1 with his finger gliding down the pages... which seems quite weird to me, wondering if he need to use a ruler instead.... anyway I wasnt really concentrating on him.. i was concentrating on... er.... the training! Yes, the training... So where was I??
Ok, so after another 15 mins or so... alternating between the trainer and the 2 gals beside me, the gals started to giggle... I turn to them and they smile at back, giggling and at me...
'Am I that Yan Dao?', i tot to myself.. 'how come they so happy looking at me ah.... hmmm....'
So I smile back lah.... and gave them the back... and they are turned on even more... or so I thought...
Then suddenly I realised something, 'Don't tell me they noticed that my KuKu is standing up liaoz after bioing them....' So I turn down to see if my fly is open or whatever... But no leh... everything seems normal... although its normal, it might appear BIG to them u see.... But they are still giggling to themselves, getting louder...

So I turned to my left to share tell SFX that got 2 chio bu bioing me... But when I turned round, I see SFX slouching at a position without moving... you can only see his stomach expanding and contracting..... Then I noticed that his eyes are closed.... OMG.... SO, the gals are laughing at him... haiz... make me happy for nothing.... so I gently jab SFX on his side to wake him up.
No reaction.
Wah... sleep like a log meh.... let me try again...
Just as I was about to jab a second time, shock awaits me.... his finger started to move...
They started to move up to the previous line on top, and then down to the next line again...
I look up to see his face, his eyes are still CLOSED!!!
Then after awhile, he started to move about and it might seemed like he IS really scrolling the list for items....
Wah... really steady siah.....

So throughout the whole training, the screen saver will appear every 5 minutes, then mouse will auto-move to clear the screen saver... impressive....