Funan Centre

the classic from Keepers of Email Junks (KoEJ)

Original Author: HK

LPK went to Funan happily to look for some stuffs.
HK "Good morning Sir, wake up call for u"
LPK "Oh u r late I woke up already"
HK "Makan?"
LPK "Ok ok I pick u up in Tai Seng"

LPK picked up his car from the basement carpark and drove his car to the exit point.
Happily he drove n c the barrier.

LPK "Errrrr y the cashcard station so far away from me?"
LPK "Errrrr y beside me the driver keep on looking at me?"
LPK "Errrrr y the driver pointing the sign broad to me?"
LPK "OPPPpsppss I'm on the opposite direction this barrier is for entrance"
LPK "Lucky nobody c me except the driver"
LPK rev his car slowly.
LPK proudly "Steady I did the S course using rev gear"

In the end,

LPK "I think the security camera captured everything"
LPK "NBZ I won't go Funan for a year"