Don't use same password

Sigh.. I thought over for a few days.. Should I write this story or not... I kept debating with myself... Cos' I run the risk of losing my life if I write this....

I kept thinking and thinking.. That's why you don't see posting from me these few days... In the end, haizzzz... WRITE lah... WTF? Don't care liao lah.. Come kill me lah...

I'm sure everyone in GIT experienced the "I love you, kiss me." virus.. You'll get this virus if you've left your workstation unlocked. This virus went on for a while in Singapore GIT until everyone has the habit of locking their workstation when they leave it.

But, then, in KL, someone thought that there is no such virus there.. In fact, this person is right.. There is no "I love you, kiss me" virus there... It has evolved into another virus... "Edmund is Gay" virus...

The story goes.........

TBT, JFK and GN was working in KL on a very big project. The biggest in GIT history.. We're building a system of In-perfection.. What's that? I heard some voices.. Ok.. its a system that cannot be perfected. The reason is very simple... Think about it and you'll know. Sigh.. While I'm typing this story, Pinky is already snoring away beside me..

So, TBT, JFK and GN was working on a desk on customer site. They worked very very hard. JFK kept solving problems and monitor the system, TBT kept monitoring to make sure that no one configure any of the server's IP address and plug into the network to cause IP conflicts.. GN on the other hand, just kept playing Jay Chou's An Jing over and over again.. (Please lor, whenever he go KTV, he also sing this song over and over again. Wa lau!!!)

These activities went on for hours... Suddenly, TBT felt a tweak on his buddy... He could feel the warm rush of feeling to the tip of his buddy.. Need to go PJ. He stand up, walked towards the door and walked towards the toilet...

JFK stood up.. Walked towards TBT's laptop.. Its not locked..... He start another new mail.....

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From: Tay Boon Teck
Sent: Saturday, December 13, 2003 9:38 AM
To: Shawn Lee; Duncan Teh; Mazli; Srinivasa; Jeffrey Ng; Edmund Lau; Koh Boon Chin; James Chong; Andy Nursalim; Stephen Cheang; Lim Hze Kim; Yeo Hock EeCc: Sharon Law; Shenon Loh; Dorothy Lew; Serene Ong; Doreen Tan; Liz Yeo; Tay Siew Siew
Subject: Follow Up

Hi all,
remember that sometime back, Shawn & Edmund admitted that they are gay?
well, actually, I was their 1st boyfriend.... I feel guilty for splitting them up...

now i have to stand up to clear any misunderstanding...

sorry everyone....
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JFK pressed the send button.. Walked back to his seat and continue monitoring... TBT came back.. Saw an unread mail in his Inbox...

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From: James Chong
Sent: Saturday, December 13, 2003 3:05 PM
To: Tay Boon Teck; Shawn Lee; Duncan Teh; Mazli; Srinivasa; Jeffrey Ng; Edmund Lau; Koh Boon Chin; Andy Nursalim; Stephen Cheang; Lim Hze Kim; Yeo Hock EeCc: Sharon Law; Shenon Loh; Dorothy Lew; Serene Ong; Doreen Tan; Liz Yeo; Tay Siew Siew
Subject: RE: Follow Up

Well done.....
-----Original Message-----
From: Tay Boon Teck
Sent: Sat 12/13/2003 9:38 AM To: Shawn Lee; Duncan Teh; Mazli; Srinivasa; Jeffrey Ng; Edmund Lau; Koh Boon Chin; James Chong; Andy Nursalim; Stephen Cheang; Lim Hze Kim; Yeo Hock Ee Cc: Sharon Law; Shenon Loh; Dorothy Lew; Serene Ong; Doreen Tan; Liz Yeo; Tay Siew Siew
Subject: Follow Up
Hi all,

remember that sometime back, Shawn & Edmund admitted that they are gay?

well,
actually, I was their 1st boyfriend.... I feel guilty for splitting them up...

now i have to stand up to clear any misunderstanding...

sorry everyone....
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Shit!! Someone had sent an email using his account... He very anxious.. Quickly send out an email...

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From: Tay Boon Teck
Sent: Saturday, December 13, 2003 7:29 PM
To: James Chong; Shawn Lee; Duncan Teh; Mazli; Srinivasa; Jeffrey Ng; Edmund Lau; Koh Boon Chin; Andy Nursalim; Stephen Cheang; Lim Hze Kim; Yeo Hock EeCc: Sharon Law; Shenon Loh; Dorothy Lew; Serene Ong; Doreen Tan; Liz Yeo; Tay Siew Siew; Ang Liang; Vincent Toh Eng Hyen; Nicholas Seow; Chew Kok Seng; Tim Cai; Joseph Chia
Subject: RE: Follow Up
Importance: High

this incident has brought to my attention that, this person in GIT is not just childish nor I take this matter as funny, but is a breach of personal privacy!

And this also implies that, my passwords have been abused intentionally! And I can tell you honestly that, most of my banks account are using the same passwords.

Whoever you are, I'm giving you exactly 24 hours to clarify this mattter, otherwise I'll have no choice but to make a police report!

I'm taking this matter very seriously & I'm not joking.
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Noticed the increase number of people in the To list? Hahaha... Tell you all what.. Pinky just choked on her silva while snoring.... The best part is, when I turned over to look at her, she somemore show the very 痛苦 facial expression... Then rub nose and go back to sleep again.. Haha.. Damn funny men!! Okie.. Continue the email exchange...

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From: Jeffrey Ng
Sent: Saturday, December 13, 2003 8:50 PM
To: Tay Boon Teck; James Chong; Shawn Lee; Duncan Teh; Mazli; Srinivasa; Edmund Lau; Koh Boon Chin; Andy Nursalim; Stephen Cheang; Lim Hze Kim; Yeo Hock EeCc: Sharon Law; Shenon Loh; Dorothy Lew; Serene Ong; Doreen Tan; Liz Yeo; Tay Siew Siew; Ang Liang; Vincent Toh Eng Hyen; Nicholas Seow; Chew Kok Seng; Tim Cai; Joseph Chia
Subject: RE: Follow Up

uncle.... its me lah...

1stly, i dun have your bank accounts password.

2ndly, this is just a joke.... you are not the 1st person who kanna it lah...
maybe u were not in the loop previously, where Shawn admitted he is gay, after Edmund admits he is gay. And also Srini have a lot of personal problems. And Andy loves everyone and wants them to kiss him...

3rdly, pls remember to lock your PC when u go to SHK/PS/PJ/etc...

lastly, i will remember not to do this to u in future.....

p.s. you do not have to change your bank account password..

jfk.
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Finally, we got the most political email from Mr Ang....

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From: Ang Liang
Sent: Sunday, December 14, 2003 1:14 AM
To: Jeffrey Ng; Tay Boon Teck; James Chong; Shawn Lee; Duncan Teh; Mazli; Srinivasa; Edmund Lau; Koh Boon Chin; Andy Nursalim; Stephen Cheang; Lim Hze Kim; Yeo Hock EeCc: Sharon Law; Shenon Loh; Dorothy Lew; Serene Ong; Doreen Tan; Liz Yeo; Tay Siew Siew; Vincent Toh Eng Hyen; Nicholas Seow; Chew Kok Seng; Tim Cai; Joseph Chia
Subject: RE: Follow Up

Hi all,

This is a lesson to all... what is funny to some may not be so to others. Jokes can bring people together, add some laughters, remove some stress, etc... unfortunately, the converse is also true. IE, be sensitive to the feelings of others.

I do not wish to see this becoming the start of a counter-productive email chain. Let's end this saga here and contain it within the people copied on this email.

P.S. The next time some one decide to share his/her personal secrets, don't forget to copy me :)

Ang Liang
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Why do I call this the political email?

1st ly.... It make a joke out of the whole thing to resolve the issue. A skill that is useful to learn.

2nd ly... It address the point that what is funny to many people, is not funny to TBT. It brings a very clear point across... TBT is adnormally not funny.

Lastly.. There are a lot of words that I don't understand in this email.. (KNN.. Mr Ang has to use big words leh... Dunno why) Words like "converse" and "IE"... WTF is that?

After this political email, JFK and TBT made up.. Then JFK prompt TBT on Yahoo to conference again....

TBT told JFK... "Ooi.. Wanna play this kind of joke, next time don't include girls mah...."