Hot water

Author: JFK

Act 4 Scene 1
LP2: "wah lau eh... the shower here very cold leh... brrrrrhh... no hot water wan...."

NSLP: "aiyah... have to wait a while after turning on the heater wan mah..."

LP2, obviously didnt hear the word 'heater', argued, "I wait very long liaoz lah!!!! but still cold..."

NSLP: "then dun on the cold water tap lah, just on the hot water tap can liaoz"

LP2: "i did, but the water still cold... dun understand wat kind of hotel is this... if there is no hot water, why is there 2 taps to differentiate??? so stoopid..."

NSLP: "cannot be wan wat.... wait let me check.... eh, how come the heater switch outside the bathroom is not ON ah?"

[Who let the dogs out?! WHOO WHOO WHOO!!!.....] x 2

p.s. NSLP stands for Not So Lame Person.....